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Updated on 02 April 2021

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Who are we? Thebesthentai.com! What do we want? To show you the world of porn games!

Hello, sweetheart! Have you ever felt this fucking shit when you’re just sitting and diving into this  rubbish porn game sent by your buddy. You perfectly understand that you’ve played it backwards and sideways. Phhhh, fucking yes… You idly open your Google and type «sex games online«. But Google has no fucking idea what are you looking for. And after the most boring fifteen minutes of your life later you hardly find a suitable option. Games are quite okay and you are drowning in tons of fucking positive feedback. But wait, what do you need for registration? Your card number, right? Good luck, honey. I think it’s time to move forward with our termination plan. They all do that, don’t they? And it’s the moment of truth. You push the play button and… and fucking nothing, damn. It works worse than an alcoholic after payday. The graphic design seems to be drawn by the color blind. (You know he made his fucking games of shit and bricks in early 2000’s) and these designers created it in a half-assed 3 hours of work and they are content with that. They are insolent enough to get money for their shitty job, can you imagine?! In what way are you going to explain this bullshit to your dear mommy?

Okay, okay, honey, don’t torture yourself, what’s the use? No need to worry as you have already reached the desired station called thebesthentai.com and you’d better add it to your bookmarks! You won’t see any crooks here, because everything is clear. Only the hottest porn games, either free or with some paid microtransactions to complete the game faster. More than that, you can buy some «fucking necessary» (nope) stuff to improve your character. In short, yes, if you have so much fuckin’ money and you don’t fucking know what to do with it , send it to me, honey, and I promise to make your day more fucking hot… I perfectly know what you really need, you paranoid wanker.

I’ve been working in a company which deals with adult games. I played every single one. I’ve seen really good ones. Some disgusting titles I’ve played too. My job consisted of describing some positive and negative sides of a definite game to make users know if they really want to spend their time on it. That is exactly why this place became my own collection of the best porn games ever. It’s been seven years already since I work for the benefit of society playing different hentai games and making reviews on them. I’m doing that for jerkers like you cause it’s the only way for you to choose something worthy instead of wasting your precious time playing some shit. Maybe you’ve come here to play some fucking sudoku, hm? Thebesthentai — is my self-made project created for systematization and combining the best porn games, and, believe me, you’ll like this place because I’m a real inspector of adult games!

Update: you are wondering about gameplay? Bad news, honey, because it’s impossible to break your brain if you don’t possess it, haha! Why do you fucking think I’m writing these shitty reviews? What’s the fucking matter with you that you’re letting yourself ignore them? I’m actually trying to save your time so that you, fucker, could decide whether to play it or not. Can’t you respect what I’m doing?!

According to what criteria games are selected?

I’m too fucking exhausted to deal with them all, you know. In short and without any further ado, I can say for sure that these games are created by fucking amazing dudes, who know what they really do. You know, I’m ready to suck their amazing dicks in gratitude. These guys are crazy! Be honest, darling, I know you have your own selection criteria to determine the «perfect game». This list consists of marvelous graphic design and animation with interactive porn which will make you wank to death. It is the whole virtual world with hundred hours of game playing.

So, honey, I’m bothering to make the content more interesting especially for you. And if you’re not blind you’ll notice the variety of game genres updated regularly. My favorite ones are BDSM, 3D hentai games or dating simulators, and, maybe, some fighting porn games. Lots of categories are waiting for you here. So don’t waste your time and choose your favorite! And, yes, no silly questions asked, please — I’m fed up with this shit, darling. You can either use a computer or phone. And if you’re a lazy piece of shit, play online, I don’t care.

How to contact me?

All information concerning connections you can find in my contacts. But if you are a dummy wanker with shitty questions, I can give you some answers right now — SUCK MY DICK, I won’t sext with you!

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