Faulty Apprentice

Cum while reviewing a porn game

I’m going to review a porn game, a situation that even seemed unusual to me. The fact is that today we will talk about a game that cannot be called a porn game, but at the same time, there are no porn scenes and, yet, there are also uncensored sex scenes. How? What for? Why? Ask these questions of the developers. I will try to describe what I saw with my own eyes.

So, here is a romantic dating simulator, which is called the Faulty Apprentice. Most of the gameplay and plot are not tied to sex and tits. If it’s surprising to you that after the words “not enough tits” I continue to write a review, then you’re just as surprised as I am, believe me. Just give this fucking game a chance, okay?

In short, the Faulty Apprentice: The story has somewhere around 0 percent originality. You find yourself in the Middle Ages. Your character is a farmer in a fantasy setting. He has an ordinary life, which he would gladly change. And you know what? Fate gives your character this fucking chance. Predictable to the point of impossible, but the game itself is well written. There are a lot of advantages to it, even if you consider that porn appears only as a reward. That’s what we’ll talk about.

Can a good gacha porn game exist?

So, so, what do we have here? Oh, yes, a list of virtues. The first thing I appreciated was the visual component. Everything has been thought out in the Faulty Apprentice: from the appearance and drawing of the characters to the font. You really get the impression that you have arrived at a few centuries in the past.

There are also mini-games in the Faulty Apprentice, which make up the main part of the gameplay. It’s a bit dumb because I don’t like mini-games, but here they are, well-implemented. Moreover, if you can’t stand this shit at all, then you can click on the “skip” button, and it’s in the hat. The game will just pretend that you won and continue where it should. So if you only want to get a visual novel and don’t want to fuck with the passage of the game within the game, then there’s no problem.

Now a few words about sex scenes. They are there, and they are hot. But this is not at all what you are used to seeing in ordinary porn games. Seriously, every time before a plot twist occurs or after some dialogue, when you think you’re about to get the coveted fuck scene, it won’t happen—just because this is a visual novel dating sim, and not a sex game in which a 2D whore has added a couple of characteristics.

So, why should you diversify your gaming leisure, as I have explained? Now I will tell you why it is not necessary to do this. In the Faulty Apprentice, you get, in fact, real girls. They only look like toons. But the fucker in character is the same as the real ones, believe me. If you want to get away from reality and take a break from listening to snot and problems, then the Faulty Apprentice is not your option. Alas.

Well, the fact that the game is paid can also stop you. I have nothing against gacha porn games or paid porn games in principle, but it’s worth thinking a few times before spending 20 bucks on a dating simulator when the soul requires a hard fuck.

Try to unlock all the porn scenes

In general, I will say this: if you want something new, and you are not tied to constant sex and seduction, then you may like the Faulty Apprentice. This is a well-thought-out and well-written game with an exciting, albeit unoriginal, plot. Something simple, high-quality, and pleasant—that’s how I would describe the Faulty Apprentice